Preseason 3 - Who stole Haydos' confidential game plan?

Seccers 10 Xact 1

Headling this week was the disappearance of Haydos's Confidential Game Plan and Tactics, which mysteriously disappeared from the bin behind the counter at his Nandos Chicken Joint in Civic.

One of his team mates who works nearby was seen eating at Nandos late last week and is believed to be the prime suspect. Coincidentally, it maybe the cause behind the blowing away of Haydos's 4 try Seccers record, with some sneakly little baastard hanging out wide and employing similar tactics to Haydos to score 6, yes 6, meaty pies.

The official result is unknown due to ACTTA's ultra user friendly web service.

Other highlights from the game were:

• the first game appearance of the Uncanny Xman, with surprisingly fresh legs from his 24 hour Blair Witch Mountain Bike Race, and seemed unscarred from his encounter with that poor chap's eye ball that was hanging of a low branch down the challenging "this is what you want, this is what you get" run at the shadowy back of the course in his 3am stint.
  
  
• the first game appearance of the Wolverine, who was unsurprisingly jaded with hammy's like ironing boards from his cricketing comeback in the Marist Brothers Reunion Match of the Century at the MCG.
  
  
• the introduction of the chicken-wing pass, also known as the seagull flick. it's been unsuccessfully deployed so far, but watch out when it hits the mark.
  
  
• the Pakistani press are calling for the head of Rupezamam-ul-haq, who is believed to have deliberately thrown a pass to the ground with a certain touchdown on
  
  
• Bucky's surge late in the 2nd half, when he split the defence up the guts, only for all of the defenders to swallow him up, which reminded me of an iron man paddler, who surges in front of a wave, only to be gobbled up by the dumper as it closes in on him with the beach only metres in front
  
  
• and finally some lovely Fiji work out there, interrupted by some distinct English and Wales ball handling when it was needed most (oh, and also some nice sportsman ship to the less fortunate opposition who kept earning the wroth of the referee for some god unknown reasons)