Round 10 - Seccers all but secure a semi final birth

Seccers 8 Omnivores 2

At long last, a brief update of Seccers charge towards the semi finals.

Under pump with plenty of pressure to win the game, it was a do or die effort.

But the Seccers eat pressure for breakfast - some of the boys have been eating a lot more than pressure and it's starting to show...

Seccers never looked in danger as they tore Omnivores to shreds up the guts, with Syksie leading by example by seeming to waltz through the middle for multiple scores.

But the highlight of the game was the rambo, commando, dallas donnelly tumble roll in and out of the trenches effort by Will to score an opportunistic touchdown which left the Omnivores eating themselves in frustration.

The defence was tight and only a few momentary lapses gave the opposition any home. One of those efforts, a Thalidomide attempt by JJ Buck, was his only blot on another incredible defensive performance by marketing guru.

Now focus shifts to the last round against the hot favourites Saiyans. The game is basically a dead rubber situation as a win or a loss should not be able to budge the Seccers out of 4th place. However, with their first round encounter ending in a 14-1 loss, the Seccuals will have to improve by half otherwise our +14 try difference over the low brow ACT over 40s team aka the Server Hacks might not be enough to play finals. Should the Hacks win by 3 or 4, we'd need to limit the damage to no more than 9 touchdowns. Surely marketing whiz JJ BuckSec can put a positive spin on this.

But hopefully we can do a Parra over Saints (without the 32-0 loss) and surprise the Saiyans in the repeat game in the semi final.

btw, what is a Saiyan? This is what my research found

Saiyans (サイヤ人, Saiya-jin) are an endangered race of extraterrestrials in the anime and manga Dragon Ball and its sequels, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT. In the series, the Saiyans are a naturally aggressive warrior race who were supposedly the strongest warriors in the fictional universe. Nearly all of the of the Saiyans were obliterated by Frieza [Frieza (Furīza) is one of the most significant villains].

Sounds like nerd shit, so lets smash them.