Mid season stats cause i'm bored
Seccer's stats after 6 rounds
- Best winning streak - 6(and counting)
- Biggest win - 14-0 (round 1 v Hammer Time, who are surprisingly coming last)
- Smallest win - 7-4 (round 4 v Cruciates, who are currently 5th)
- Record against other top 4 teams (Shooters TFC, Tiger Electrics, Server Racks - haven't played them yet - could be why they are still in the top 4 ;-) big challenge as we have them in our next 3 games.
- Average touchdowns scored per game - 9.66
- Average touchdowns conceded per game - 1.8
- Most balls dropped per game (from the chest) - 14 (Xman)
- Big Billy Haydos barn-storming runs per game 2.5 (that's all he can manage)
- World record touchdowns scored by one player in a game - 7 (Burkles)
- Leading hamstring twangs 7 (Rupes)
- Leading defensive sneaks by JJ Buckstar - 45 (called for offside 22)
- Most bloodied noses, chins and foreheads (received) - 3 (WoodyMoiMoi)
- Appearances by CEO Dug Stew - 0 (yes, that's zero!)
- Dummies to team mates in scoring situations, leading to NO score - Burkles, Rounds 1-4 at least 10 per game, Rounds 5 & 6 (amazingly he's passed the ball)
- Players with close resemblance to Graham 'Wombat' Eadie - 1 (Willy)
- Front teeth found on the paddock - 1
- Gold necklaces found on the paddock - 0 (reward se.x. by cute blonde for finding necklance - 0)
Nice Jules Nice!
ReplyDeleteGood work Julesy. How about Best half-time speech (that didn't work)- Ruck it up for 4 touches and then throw it wide - Burkie forgets the Fiji way.
ReplyDeleteBest half-time speech (that did work) Blah Blah Blah Blah, stay wide and we'll score. Not sure who uttered these immortal words but the big unit "State School" reaped the rewards.
rupesey's now legendary half time water bottle defense talk.I'm still coming to terms with it
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