Seccers conspire to get a percentage

Round 2 Winter - Seccers 10 Ninja Cats 1

After the 14-0 thrashing we handed out last week, leaving us on top of the ladder, we were vulnerable without a percentage. This time Seccers meated out another hiding and allowed a solitary complimentary charitble intercept touchdown, purely intended at establishing a percentage (a whopping 2,400%). Anyway, that's the Soulmann's story, after popping a nice ball to some Ninja, and he's sticking to it.

Highlight of the game was the Will the Wombat's storming run for a solo touchdown, which had teammates talking comparisons with the great Graham Eadie. And it was razzle dazzle all round as Seccers provided the entertainment with 10 scintillating tries, which had sections of the local media questioning the salary cap of this star studded line-up.

One of those players, Cody de Seagulli, who joined the team in similar circumstances to Brett Finch, played his first game of the season, quashing rumours he'd fallen out with management. His appearance did however, come to the attention of the salary cap auditor, who is questioning the appearance of what seems additional hair implants.

Cody was immediately back to his best, with only one blemish when he put on a 'move' close to the line, but failed to give Soulmann the extra 10 seconds to reconnect the broken synapses of his rep playing days to remember what to do, with the resulting ball bouncing off his head (and having to endure a lecture at halftime from a Seagull pumped like he'd found a bucket of chips on a Bateman's Bay park bench).

We won't mention the rare unforced error from JJ Buck coming off his line in the middle of a Fiji hit-up. Or the 5 minute bad period early in the second half when holding the ball was about as popular as Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers.

So here's the very good looking ladder:

POS		TEAM	P	W	L	D	B	BP	FF	For	Ag	Diff	PC	Pts
1		Seccers	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	24	1	23	2400.00	6
2		Cruciates	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	17	6	11	283.33	6
3		Shooters TFC	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	17	9	8	188.89	6
4		Server Rack Australia	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	15	5	10	300.00	4
5		Analytic Allstars	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	14	7	7	200.00	4
6		Invision Saints	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	18	13	5	138.46	4
7		Ninja Cats TFC	2	0	2	0	0	0	0	4	17	-13	23.53	2
8		HTW	2	0	2	0	0	0	0	5	22	-17	22.73	2
9		Hammer Time	2	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	26	-25	3.85	2
10		Tiger Electrics	2	1	1	0	0	0	1	4	13	-9	30.77	0